Welcome to Oceania

Romney Etch-A-Sketch

Mr. Etch-A-Sketch, the Master Debator

These are Orwellian times. They are doubleplusungood for language, politics, memory, and sanity. Lies stand unashamedly as lies, passing for truths. The existence of videotape is somehow of no consequence. We see and hear it for ourselves but then misremember it. We are blackwhite in the Newspeak sense– willing to know that facts are revisable and experiences are unreliable. You say it’s black? Looks black to me. No wait, you say it’s white? Right. Clearly it’s white. You’ve always said it was white.

One candidate is being held to account for the unfulfilled promises of a wholly obstructed presidency; the other won’t be accountable for the last five minutes. Seriously. What he said five minutes ago – he no longer believes it. Didn’t mean it. Never happened.

Early on, he expressed concern for the poor but later moved on to claim a lack of concern. When it played poorly in the press, he grew concerned again. Passionately against abortion and outspoken in his belief that life begins at conception, this candidate nonetheless supported the “morning after” pill and vowed to “preserve and protect” a woman’s right to an abortion. He has said that he feels “very deeply about the need to respect and tolerate people of different social or sexual orientation,” but holds that “marriage should be preserved as an institution for one man and one woman.” These last two statements were actually made within the same perfect sentence: one that encapsulates the essence of man who will say anything and then stand by it.

Mr. Contradiction Man, the King of Doublespeak, is running for the Presidency of Oceania. How many of us are willing to live there with him?

4 thoughts on “Welcome to Oceania

  1. Brian Hasten

    Once again spot on. Mittens literally will say anything. Anything! Everything he said in the debates will be completely different come the next one. By the third he’ll probably doubleback to what he said Wednesday. He’s very much like John Kerry, but in the sense that really is a flip flopper. Hell he could give LeBron a run for his money in that department.

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  2. Tanya Pray

    I hate to say it, but this is classic COJCOLDS. This from the people who denied blacks the right to hold the preisthood until the 70’s then claim they never denied them at all. They claim that blood oaths were never a part of their endowment ceremony. I could go on and on. They say one thing, come under attack for it, and then deny that they ever said it/taught it/lived it/or killed for it. Typical.

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    1. The Anonymous Anthropologist Post author

      You say it’s par for the course for the Mormon establishment; that may be true, but it’s also politics as usual for the GOP. Romney is just the guy in the spotlight right now. We said the same thing about Newt Gingrich during the primaries and Paul Ryan at the convention. The Democrats may be ineffective and underachieving, but the Republicans have no respect for facts.

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